26 Feb
Ladies and Gents, my best and oldest friend in the world.
- Me: Speaking of crazy, guess what I saw yesterday....a fucking BUNNY.
- Chillin' in my back yard.
- Friend: Like a wild one?
- Me: Fuck I guess so.
- Friend: DON'T TOUCH IT! They carry herpes or they do here anyway.
- Me: WHAT?!
- Friend: LOL, omg the things that amuse you. OH, yeah!! Here they have STDs.
- Me: English bunnies are sluts.
- Friend: I'm sure they're bound to have SOMETHING from shagging all those rabbit bitches. Um, they refer to loose women here as slags
- Me: Okay you slag, I did not know.
- (yes, I'm one of those annoying people that will always refer to a rabbit as a bunny, no matter the age of the animal--get over it.)
29 Jan
God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out.
Anurag Sahay (via i-wanna-fuck-you-like-an-animal)
(Source: really-shit)
11 Jan
Dame Judi Dench’s message to Daniel Craig for winning The Britannia Awards British Artist of the Year 2012 [x]
Get it Judi.
09 Jan
I interrupt the seriousness of life to bring you an LOL
Dear ladies (and when I say ladies… I mean… ladies),
Do yourself a favor.
Go to Amazon.com
Type in “BIC Cristal for Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm”.
Locate product.
Go straight to the reviews.
Read them.
Oh no no no… YOU are welcome.
THIS IS THE BEST
09 Jan
fuckyourlife-mineismuchbetter:
lilo and stich | Tumblr sur @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/Vj8yBi
That’s how I feel right now.
